The Mad Scientist That Lurks Within You

I have no talent: I am only passionately curious.
Albert Einstein

It all began as a way of channeling my inquisitiveness into some sort of psychological relaxation to soothe my Type A personality.

I started out simple. Armed with a background in supporting grade school science projects, I was confident that I could test a hunch I had, analyze the data, and see if a theory was evident. That’s how my scientific experiments began.

Can perception outweigh reality?

Back when Big A* was 10 years old, the fashionable traits he inherited from his mom began to present themselves in the form of snubbing any inexpensive clothing. My only tool a thin marker, I carefully changed the $19.99 sale price on a pair of Nike sneakers to $119.99. I quickly observed that the now pricey Nikes received such affection and care, it spurred me on to continue this practice until I could no longer get away with it. 

Could a swift personal connection in an urban environment create a positive reaction?

Now confident in my abilities, on city streets I would do nothing more than smile at the person passing by me. For the most part, it was exhilarating to observe their countenance change right before my eyes as their face brightened. I then added the variable of a daily practice with mixed results. In Chicago, it resulted in friendships, but in New York, my subjects simply crossed the street. 

Could natural methods combat anti-aging?

It was time to take my analysis to the next level. Was there an alternative to being nipped, tucked and injected? I conferred with skin care specialists and decided to focus on a face lifting massage. To stimulate blood and lymph flow, detoxify, firm, lift, fight gravity and glow, I began a daily regimen of applying avocado oil to my face. It might just be my imagination since the trial is still in progress, but I sense beneficial results. 

Would the polyphenol in pomegranates be the antioxidant superpower for memory?

If you’ve ever hesitated, trying to remember a fact or a name, you share my concern. After reading about a preliminary 2013 UCLA study conducted on a small group of older adults with age-related memory complaints, I was intrigued. Resulting in increased verbal memory performance and functional brain activity after just one month, drinking 8 ounces of pomegranate juice a day seemed like a no-brainer – pun intended. 

Detecting Mr. Wiz’s* skepticism, I decided to perform a side, cause and effect procedure on him. While watching television one evening, I corrected him on the name of an actress. I then recounted her date of birth, birthplace, parents’ names, career history and marriages all in one breath, suggesting it was due to the second day of intake of my new magic elixir. Of course, none of the information was true, but it certainly got his attention. 

I must confess, I sometimes find it hard to drink down an entire dose of juice; it’s too sweet for me. Unfortunately, suggestions sent to the company to consider a pretzel flavor have gone unanswered. As research continues, I rationalize the price of this study with the fact that, if all else fails, I could always add vodka to the liquid in question at Happy Hour, or I could paint the interesting shaped POM brand bottles and use them as vases, thus resulting in another study: time analysis of learning methodology on non-craft minded individuals. 

In conclusion

Overall, my dabble in the scientific has been a win-win; it’s enhanced my sense of wonder, while redirecting my focus, soothing my kinetic energy levels and calming me down. 

Remember: there’s a bit of the mad scientist in us all; be the catalyst for your curiosity! And if you see me walking down the street smiling at you with a shiny, avocado-oiled face and pomegranate juice stains on my shirt, please don’t cross the street. 

Who’s Who?
Big A: My wonderful, handsome, 6’6” son.

Mr. Wiz:  My darling husband and best friend, who is well-versed on every subject, always seems to know the answer to every question, and is my “wizard behind the curtain.”

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2 thoughts on “The Mad Scientist That Lurks Within You

  1. Linda! Your curiosity and creativity are so inspiring!

    You make everything better! I’m so happy when your bright light shines my way. 🌞🌻🌞

    Sarah

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  2. You are so creative. I love this story. YAY such grand humor. I smiled and laughed all the way through. I’m lucky to have such a talented friend. Your writing is perfect.

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